These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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