oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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