he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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