Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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