It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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