Dual....:-)
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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