i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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