she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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