Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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