Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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