I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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