problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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