i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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