Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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