Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
