sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
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