i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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