just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
smell my finger.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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