Christians are straight up FREAKS
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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