wanna go halves on a baby?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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