I must be too annoying 4 u.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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