Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
