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what?
penguin condom
If that was your dad, he is hot
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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