just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
this just has baby written all over it
and i looked up. we had an audience...
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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