This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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