The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding