By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
she peed on how many people?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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