take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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