grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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