i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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