sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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