this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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