Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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