We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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