quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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