he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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