Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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