Well douche your snatch and let's go!
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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