He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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