if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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