well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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