I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Sorry about my life...
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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