He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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