btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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