I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I have fence marks all over my body
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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