I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
