i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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