tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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