Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I am puke
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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