well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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