The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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