People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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