what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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