awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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