eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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